John Grierson is actually the founder and first general manager of Manx Radio, the Isle of Mans national commercial radio station.  John commenced Manx Radios general programming as the stations very first presenter, at 8.00 am on the 29th of June 1964.  It is a privilege to have such an experienced broadcaster actively supporting Celtica Radio and contributing as part of our line up.

Please remember, John has a right to freedom of speech, and a right to express his thoughts as outlined below..

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Welcome again to the AirColumn - but as from this month, a change to the approach and something of an experiment. For a long time now I've been observing and writing about politics in Britain, and I've now reached the point where I need to share the view I've developed - and see if I can provoke a response from you, the listener. If you're listening to this, I want your opinion. And if I don't manage to elicit much of a response, it will tell me that I'm wasting my time and my breath because you don't care. You damned well ought to care, but I can't make you. If you want to respond, send an e-mail to john@celticaradio.com and it'll be passed on to me. Then, next time, I can incorporate some views other than mine, whether they coincide with mine or not.

At the last General Election, chances are that you didn't go the polling station, did you? For that matter, you probably didn't vote in recent local elections either. Why'm I so sure of this? Because average turnouts at any elections in Britain these days run at a lot less than 50 percent - and that means that half of the people who're entitled to use this precious democratic gift just can't be arsed - and it's fifty percent on a good day. Usually, it's down around thirty percent and lower in local elections. So I'm on a good bet if I say that you couldn't be bothered to vote. But why is this happening? What is it about politics in Britain today that is such a damned turn-off for us, and especially for younger people who are supposed to be the front-runners in the race to the future? Why do we not seem to understand that modern Government plays such a central, dominating all-consuming role in the lives of every one of us, every day, and that we'd better find a way to re-connect with the way things work politically because if we don't, our Government, whether that's national or local, will just keep on doing what it wants to do and to hell with what we feel about any of it. Have you taken stock recently of the mess this once great country is in? We're in real trouble. And let me just emphasise, in case you miss the point - every single aspect of everything I'm about to remind you of, is in the hands of a Government department. The Government is in direct control of every one.

INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS
This is an area where our current Government loves to tell the world How Good We Are At World Affairs. And where are we? We go to "war" with Iraq because President Dubya and the British Prime Minister (whoever that may be) are still, understandably and rightly, furious about 9-11 and are looking for someone, anyone, on whom they can exact revenge – and because 50% of the world's known oil reserves are under Arab sands, which is very bad news for the USA. WMD? There were none, but our Parliament was fooled into endorsing that non-war, from which there now seems to be no escape. Saddam was a piece of filth, but no worse than several other brutal dictators around the world who deserve to be binned along with him, but going to "war" because he posed a threat with WMD that didn't exist? Political nonsense, intrigue, cover-ups, lies, distortions, and worse. With no end in sight for the Israel-Palestinian conflict, do we have any clear British home-grown thinking as to what the solution might be in the Middle East? Does our Government have any idea how our Army's presence in Iraq and Afghanistan adds fuel to the Islamic extremist fire and puts British citizens in the front rank of the extremists' targets? No, none, apparently.

THE NHS
Our health service is in permanent crisis with many Health Trusts effectively bankrupt, still-long waiting lists despite Government protestations, incomprehensible and self-defeating targets, this kind of hospital, that kind of hospital, while doctors're overworked and fed up despite being overpaid - and with near revolt by the same doctors as a result of sheer bloody incompetence on the part of Government in making desperately unfair training arrangements. Nurses can't find jobs and when they do, they too are shamefully underpaid. Hospital consultants call all the important shots in hospital management while being utterly unqualified to do so - and no-one has any clear idea as to where it's all going. Tuberculosis, once widespread and dreaded, then conquered, is back with a vengeance. MRSA. Imported American obesity becoming a British epidemic. Life-saving medicines not available because a collection of accountants have their hands on every purse string in the NHS which isn't about medical attention any more, but about money. And so on and on and on.

EDUCATION
Every kind of education's in a constant state of shambles and experiment. University top-up fees, AS, A2-levels, more targets, Ofsted causing ulcers and resignations. If you've never been on the receiving end of an Ofsted inspection by the way, think Gestapo. Paperwork, more paperwork, league tables, performance payments, and our overall standards of literacy and numeracy going down, not up. Shed a tear for the teachers who have to cope with mountains of maddening, time-wasting red tape, all originating in Whitehall.

TRANSPORT
Transport is a national joke. Railways never likely to recover from the disgrace of a horribly badly-managed privatisation, road networks in a terrible state of repair on the most congested roads in Europe, more and more cars on the road every year despite one of the highest levels of fuel price in the world, plans to widen motorways without proper thought about the consequences, hardly any advance in public transport, airports a constant cause of local antagonism, plans to charge us per mile for using cars when we have no choice, even when almost two million people object to the idea. No overall strategy at all.

DEVOLUTION
The Scots have one kind, the Welsh another, the Northern Irish have ... well, what exactly do they have? And the English have – nothing English MP's at Westminster can still vote to overrule decisions of the Scottish Parliament, or the Welsh Assembly, while Scottish and Welsh MP's can also vote on matters which are purely to do with places or problems in England. There's talk of regional assemblies for England, but there's no clear idea as to where, if at all, they might happen, nor when, nor even why. Some people, and I'm among them, have serious doubts about the creation of yet another layer of government, particularly if it spawns yet another series of local Executives.

SPORT
With the rare exception in the form of a very occasional amazing athlete, we are the world's also-rans, with pathetic financial support from central Government for the sports where British winners in every sport ought to be making us proud. We seldom win anything in any major team sport in the world, and most of them were invented and developed in Britain, where we still have more people per head of population than almost anywhere else, actively participating – but the system is throwing up no stars. Frankly, I am not at all sure that I want any Whitehall fingers in the sports pie and there's a lot to say that the post of "Sports Minister" ought to be abolished forthwith, but where we have national teams which are supposed to be there to bring kudos and prestige to the nation, then maybe some real Government action needs to be taken. Oh, and while I'm on about money and sport - is there anything good we can say about the 2012 Olympics? Does anyone actually know what it is going to cost?

IMMIGRATION AND ASYLUM

We have no idea how to handle this mess, with one lot of politicians telling us that immigrants are good for us, the others trying to cut down on the numbers because immigrants and asylum seekers are a drain on our resources, and no-one able to establish any kind of sensible control. Meanwhile, as the Americans' doors are closed and even France seems to have some sort of policy, Britain is seen as the place to be if you want to escape from where you are, whatever the reason. And if it is true, as it almost certainly is, that immigrants are essential to our economy to do the jobs we Brits won't do, then we ought to have a Government policy to handle that. But we don't.

PENSIONS
An increasingly poor old-age stares more and more people in the face – Britain isn't a place where you should be content to be growing old, because the state pension will be worth less and less, and private pensions schemes are fast becoming a very bad joke for millions of us, managed it seems by very sophisticated crooks. Is Government making any real progress towards sensible changes ? No, none. At the other end of the scale, Britain is not a good place to start life either - our children are measurably worse off than those in every other civilised country.

PRISONS

There seems to be a new Inspector of Prisons every five minutes, and every time we hear from them, they tell us that British prisons are disgusting, filthy, overcrowded and breeding grounds for criminal activity of every kind - while whoever is Home Secretary today or Minister of Justice tomorrow keeps creating more and more offences which require custodial sentences in those same disgusting, filthy, overcrowded prisons.
TAXATION
We're all paying more and more every year, mostly through taxes no-one talks about. Since 1997 when the Bright Shining New Labour Government took over from the Cons, the amount of tax we pay in total, per person, has increased by a massive percentage, while the Lab politicians keeping making it look as though taxes have hardly moved up at all. Compared to every other country in Europe, we pay more tax than their citizens do, whichever way you measure it. And are we getting better value for our money – our money, remember? Not at all. RED TAPE
It's strangling our businesses, our schools, our hospitals - and it's getting worse. Ask anyone who runs a school, or any kind of enterprise large or small, and they'll tell you that they're drowning in verbiage, produced by the ton by bureaucrats whose job is to create bureaucracy, nothing else. Accountants, lawyers, consultants all get rich on the proceeds of trying to help people untangle the net as it tightens around them, and even the accountants, lawyers, consultants etc., etc are starting to complain that their jobs are being made nightmarish. When that happens, we really are in trouble. And every year the politicians tell us they are aware of the problem and are tackling it. Such lies.

PARLIAMENT, AND THE HOUSE OF COMMONS IN PARTICULAR
A disgraceful snake-pit of bad temper and low standards, with a Commons chamber empty so much of the time that one wonders what it's for, other than having fun at someone else's expense. The chamber fills at Prime Minister's Question Time, when everyone can indulge in or watch their favourite Parliamentary game; "Bait the Prime Minister". Much fuss was made about reforming the Commons, but when it was done, it was all about making the lives of MP's more comfortable. No more, no less. And as for the House of Lords ... well, there'll never be agreement on reforming that plush and posh club because too many members of the club are very comfortable thank you, so just leave us alone, OK? And, frankly, seeing what an elected lower house of Parliament is like, who can blame the Lords for wanting to be left alone?

You're listening to the AirColumn on Celtica Radio with John Grierson - and that's the end of Part One of our new experiment to get you thinking about the way Britain in governed in this third millennium. Time for a short break, but I'll be right back.

Welcome back to the AirColumn on Celtica Radio, and now to Part Two of our new-style AirColumn. So far, I've talked about a dozen or so key areas of our lives where politics and politicians have their fingers in the pie and are making a mess of it ... but there's more, starting with;

THE HONOURS SYSTEM
A cynical and disgusting display of gongs for the boys, with the whole thing run by the politicians and especially by the Prime Minister, whose power to distribute titles has become a sick joke – but handing out titles and medals is just another weapon in the armoury of a politician who knows how to keep the party faithful in line and to keep money coming into the party coffers. What chance does Britain have while this terrible and corrupt system prevails? And as if this isn't bad enough, we now have a clear-cut situation where the awesome power in the hands of the Prime Minister results in the Police - the Police! Questioning the same Prime Minister about giving away titles in return for cash into the party coffers.

BUSINESS FAT-CATS

This greedy breed is allowed to get away with putting up two fingers to the rest of us, while they negotiate colossal rewards either for failure or for shuffling bits of paper, and they keep lying to us about the need to pay "international rates" for top jobs. They're paid as much as a good lottery win, every year – and the Government, which could and should be putting reasonable controls on how much any human being can be paid, does nothing at all, because many members of the Government know that, come the end of their careers in politics, they'll be offered and they will accept precisely the kind of over-paid jobs they ought to detest. And that goes for all political parties.

FARMING AND FISHING
Recent crises in animal farming were handled so badly that no-one appears to have anything good to say about what happened, and when it cost millions more than necessary to bring things under control; weeks more time than was necessary; the loss of hundreds, possibly thousands3 of businesses and jobs - gone forever. Meanwhile, many, many small farmers struggle under mountains of debt to stay in business, and lose the battle every day to huge agri-businesses and the supermarkets, none of which is good for our countryside, or for our future as a nation - while a frightening number of those farmers commit suicide at worst, or at best, leave farming for good. And what about fishing? Spanish, French, almost any boats from anywhere rape our fishing grounds while the British fishing fleet disappears, fish are getting scarcer and more expensive, and centuries of fishing expertise is going down the plug-hole with each crew forced to give up and every boat broken up for scrap.

OUR ARMED FORCES
Our service-people are equipped with things that don't work, after the Ministry of Defence had spent millions on developing tanks which hated sand, boots which melted, rifles which jammed, radios which received nothing and transmitted nothing. And while we watch our armed forces withering away, (don't take my word for that - several of our most senior Generals, both retired and active, are saying so) our arms manufacturers supply every despot and tyrant in the world with tons of high quality arms of every kind.
FUNDING FOR POLITICAL PARTIES
We appear to be edging towards allowing the parties to poke their sticky fingers deep into the public purse so that elections are funded by the very taxpayers who are the voters. That's bad enough, but meanwhile, the parties also push their massive begging bowls in the direction of hard-eyed businessmen and/or trades unions who do nothing for nothing. So, in exchange for great lumps of cash (loans? gifts? both? when is a loan not a loan and a gift not a gift?) the donors expect something in return and they get it in the form of titles, chairs of quangos, or frightening amounts of influence over government decisions and policy.

SOCIAL WELFARE
Systems keep throwing up abysmal failure to watch out for abused children, old people at risk or families under siege in tower-block no-go areas. New and costly collection and payout systems are almost constantly being "developed" and then failing to work - and while this is happening, the taxpayers' bill for so called "benefits" goes up and up, with new handouts being invented almost weekly, sapping our national will to work.

THE "MANAGEMENT OF THE ECONOMY"
The Treasury is run by a Chancellor who is neither more nor less than an ambitious politician, who takes credit for anything good that happens in what is called "the economy" while he runs for cover as soon as "global conditions" cause problems over which he says he has no control. And, in order to create an illusion of "wasn't me, guv, honest" the Bank of England is awarded a form of utterly dishonest so-called independence (from the Treasury) while the reality is that the Bank does whatever the Government thinks will play best with the money-markets, the banks, and with the political party in power. Why do we believe this independence rubbish? When Bill Clinton ran for the Presidency of the USA and reminded himself daily that ... "It's the economy, stupid", he said everything that has to be said about the relationship between politics, politicians and economic management. They will remain inseparable for as long as Britain continues to elect party political representatives who are then promptly given control of the important economic levers.

CRIME
Everywhere in Britain, in every opinion poll or survey taken in recent times, we Brits feel that crime has got worse and that our streets are a lot less safe than they used to be. The truth is that crime overall has gone down in some categories, but violent crime involving guns and knives has increased whichever way it's measured – and guess what people are scared of. Bent accountants? Computer hackers? Persistent parking-violators? No – they're scared of muggings, burglary, abduction of their children – all violent crimes which people are entitled to be scared of, and that's precisely where crime is on the increase.

INDUSTRY
While small local industries soldier on despite, not as a result of, Government interference and the imposition of horrendous bureaucracy and taxation, Britain loses one large industry after the other until this country rapidly becomes an industry-free zone, where we import everything that actually has to be manufactured, export nothing that anyone actually makes, and create "service" industry jobs because we can't do anything else.

Do I need to go on? No, I didn't think so - you've got the picture. And the categories I've singled out as examples are just that - examples from a much, much longer list of disgrace and decay. Britain is in a mess, and the mess stinks from the top down. Now - is there a problem somewhere right at the core of this mess, something that has to change if we have any hope of seeing real improvement in the way we're governed? Yes, there is. It's the fact that British politics is being strangled by political parties - and more specifically by the terrible boring, nothing to offer, my-turn-your-turn rubbish that gives us a choice - some choice - between Labour going as Tory and Tory going as Labour.

Oh, and before I go on, let me make something totally clear, OK? I am not just having a go at the Government we have at the moment - the Labour Party Government. If the Conservatives had won the last General Election, we'd be no better off, and if they win the next one, we won't be either. Every one of the disgraceful piles of crap I listed earlier would still be there. The problem isn't whether this party or that party is better or worse than the other. The problem is that we've reached a point in Britain where our system of government is past its sell-by date, and desperately needs to be changed. And the changes that I believe we need to make do not constitute anything remotely revolutionary. I despise revolutions because they always end up giving power to people who are even worse than those they revolted against - and we don't do revolutions in Britain anyway.

Here are the two legs, if you like, on which British politics can stride with confidence into a more efficient, better respected and effective future, and where British voters will again feel that it's worth going to the polls. By “going” I mean going metaphorically speaking, because those polls had better be electronic polls, too. Persisting with nineteenth century polling booths in draughty school halls also helps to explain why so many people think that voting is a nuisance and a chore, and we have to make it possible for everyone to vote either by phone or internet.

First, we need a Parliament where political parties play either no part at all, or are consigned to tiny minorities. We need a House of Commons where, ideally all 646 members are independent, non-aligned, un-attached, and can follow an agenda for genuine reform where they do not have to be constantly watching their backs and watching party whips whose very job is to stifle independent and original thought.
Second, we need to sever, completely, the connection between Parliament and Ministerial jobs, so that MP's have just one job - to be MP's, representing their constituencies on the national political stage. And this would mean that Ministers who run the great departments of state would be recruited from among the best qualified and brightest in their fields, instead of our having to rely on amateurs who get their jobs because they have been up the arse of the party leader for the required number of years. Would this mean the end of accountability where Ministers can be held to account for their actions by Parliament? No it would not. There's already a very good system in place where Parliament can summon anyone, absolutely anyone at all, to come before either select committees or other Parliamentary bodies to account for their actions.

Is it possible, feasible, to make this kind of change happen? Yes it is. Over the next weeks I'll have some questions to ask and some answers to suggest. For example ...

Do we need to elect governments, or would it be better if we just elected people to represent us instead and appointed governments responsible to them? What are political parties for? Do we need them in the third millennium when the world has changed but they haven't? Why should our national Parliament be dissolved whenever the leader of the political party in power decides to do so? Who really controls the political parties at ground level? Are there any systems anywhere in the world where we could learn things about creating a democracy that really works? There are plenty of questions we had better start asking soon, and answers we had better start finding.

You see, my complaint, and it's a complaint I hear all the time, is this: Britain is the fifth or sixth largest economy in the world. We are, as a people, most of us, intelligent, resourceful, energetic and inventive. We are also, most of us, tolerant, forgiving, decent and caring and the point is that we, the citizens of once-great Britain deserve a lot better than we are getting. We shouldn't have to put up with substandard anything, as if we were Albania or Zambia, Turkmenistan or Columbia, whose unfortunate people are grateful just to be alive. So let me say it again - we deserve a hell of a lot better than we are getting.

And let me sound a serious note of warning. You may be bored with politics and bored by it. But the current crop of politicians are not bored at all - they're as ambitious for power as they've always been, and they're depending on your boredom because it suits them down to the ground to have you nice and fat and lazy, politically speaking. So listen up, and start thinking. That address if you have something you want to say by way of response .......

Until next time, goodbye.

And if you have any comment on anything you have heard from me, I'd love to hear from you. E-mail me at john@celticaradio.com.

 
 
 
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